less is more, particularly when "more" means having two male sex organs.

fetus in fetu is apparently considered to be a disfiguration. an abomination. a handicap. at least to eastern europeans, it would seem. and it begs the question: had they not operated on sweet, little Artyom G's future god-given complex (which, i believe, we're all inherently entitled to), would this boy have grown up to think he was twice the man every complicated, lust-filled woman begs for (think: redefining double-penetration. gang bangs squared. multiple orgasms. ménage à deux dick.), or would he simply develop algebraic insecurities regarding the size of his forever-scarred genitalia?: it's not just small/limp/funny looking -- it's small/limp/funny looking, divided by the sum of the equal parts times two, fractioned and fucked with.

that's just math no teenage male should ever have to think about.